But a heavy price to pay too cause last week i had a minor concussion running into a steel cupboard (BAM!) and our fearless LeeDah! scathed his knees on the carpet and skin comin off. (Ouch!)
Here he is,
Just look at that innocence! UAaaaa.
Don't be deceived by that Ah Piao's hairstyle and Alicia Keys smile or you'll be eating his dust in the tribalwars! muahaha.
Anyway, we went dinner last nite and something interesting happens.
There was a waitress serving and Matt asked her for chilly sauce,
Matt: Er, Aunty, can i have some chilly sauce?
Aunty: I'm not aunty, I am MISS.
When i heard that i just can't stop laughing. OMG. PAWNED!
Dude she looks like this,
How do you expect anyone to still call a person that age MISS?
But it was awesome cause i was pretty tired and it provided some entertainment.
Then the best part was when she came back our smart friend went and flame the flame! O Yeah!
Matt: Oh, sorry you're offended i call you Aunty ka?
Miss: ... (walks away)
PAWNNNNNNED! Double Kill! Ownage!! Godlike!
Welcome to the first segment of Ugly Truth a.k.a Kelvin version
Singel women needs encouragement too! So next time you go to a restaurant and see a middle aged woman serving you, examine her face and see whether her skin is silky smooth with a long face or a wrinkled one but with some motherly aura before you decide to call them aunty or MISS!
I wanted to comment on the lady's part, but er, better not. lol.
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